You're the firey Asian ketchupness that makes everything better. You're the cock sauce of our hopes and dreams. You enspicen our pho and improve our noodles. You are perfect in every way, from your terrifying redness to your reassuring green bottle cap.
And you are now a lollipop, to be celebrated and embraced all on your own. You may hurt our mouths, but we cannot quit you.
Try a dozen of these lollipops and change your world.
You're the firey Asian ketchupness that makes everything better. You're the cock sauce of our hopes and dreams. You enspicen our pho and improve our noodles. You are perfect in every way, from your terrifying redness to your reassuring green bottle cap.
And you are now a lollipop, to be celebrated and embraced all on your own. You may hurt our mouths, but we cannot quit you.
Try a dozen of these lollipops and change your world.
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this would be fun to try
I had to google what a Sriracha is and I'm an Asian. *fail* lol.
Yum!
thats gotta b a spicy one
Sorry, Sriracha pop. But us mexicans have chili pops. Also, I love you, but this sounds fucking gross.
Yum!!!!
sounds disgusting
Yummyp
eww